Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead
 

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.

- But we've got to verify it legally, to see
- To see?
- If she
- If she?
- Is morally, ethic'lly
- Spiritually, physically
- Positively, absolutely
- Undeniably and reliably Dead

As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants.
If any.

Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!