Hier mal der Inhalt unseres Englisch Blattes.
Eins zu eins abgeschrieben!

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, mils the other, and then throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on income.

SURREALISM
You have 2 giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Und nun zum witzigen Teil.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot,and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size og an ordanary cow and produce thwenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You re-engineer them so they live 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch with a little vino...

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

Des geht no so weiter mit paar anderen CORPORATION's, aber hab keine Lust des weiter abzuschreiben!