I think this thread is very useful but you disdain its function by translating German sentences literally.

This thread is wonderful. And it was opened by a wonderful person.

epic reality fail

Yeah hi
My English sucks(???) my english is very bad... i can't write very much so have fun bye

I'm trying to play piano now, but my piano skills are worser than my english skills

May I suggest you a piano skiller then? I heard rumours about skillers with a broad range of qualities

By the way: I love your grammar and I desperately hope that you made this crap on purpose

Hrhr, those rumors have never been approved afaik.
Unfortunately I don't have anything like a piano at my studies-home, but perhaps you could just try it like this.

you shame, thats insane, thats a raime..äh rhyme

A new schoolyear has begun and now we have to talk english in our class all the time. The one who speaks german gets a little task, which he has to do until next lesson. Last time one had to speak a Tongue Twister (Zungenbrecher ): "I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits."
Try to don't say shit all the time^^

Edit: :-/ damn
Edit: Rofl, thx for feedback But would please stop using the smilie

Hello. I have English in school, too. We are going to write our third vocabulary test at Thursday. At the last tests I had a 2+ and 1-, I hope I can repeat that.